questions guys really want to ask girls

this is a list of questions every girl knows you guys want to ask us, but you're just too scared to.

Q#1 do you really think it's hot when a guy does the 'hair-flick'?
A: sometimes... you have to be able to pull it off without looking like you have a neck twitch or are getting whiplash. a slight sideways nod can be cute but the whole head-thrashing thing? no. thats not attractive at all.

Q#2 if i dont have muscles, does that mean i can't be hot?
A: definetly not. hotness isn't all about looks, it's mostly about attitude. if a guy has a body to DIE for but is a jerk, he's about a 4 on a scale of ten. but an ok looking guy with a killer smile and the sweetest personality ever? he's a 17. fo sho.

Q#3 why do girls giggle so much?
A: a lot of the time, we do it to annoy you! it's kinda cute/extremely amusing to watch you get all flustered and worried because you think we're talking about you. which we are. but nothing bad... probably trying to imitate the 'irritated glare' you give us. :D

Q#4 how do i know if a girl really likes me?
A: this is hard to answer because every girl is different. some girls just get really REALLY touchy-feely... she'll brush your arm or sweep the hair out of your eyes when she's talking to you. other girls (like me) look like they're avoiding you, because they will freeze up when you talk to them. she'll probably fidget a LOT, mess with her hair, bite hangnails etc. but a select few, lucky girls they are, act no different to you when they like you. they just treat you the exact same as they treat everyone else.

Q#5 what should i do if a girl likes me, but i dont like her back?
A: whew, that's a toughie... break it to her gently. but after that, leave it alone. either she'll move on and forget about the whole thing or she'll just back off for a while. possibly, you could realize that she's not so bad after all... lolz :D

Q#6 do girls notice their own (and other girls') boobs?
A: of course!! girls critique their own bodies a lot so we DEFINETLY notice a girl who has a nice *ahem* attribute or two... like halle berry; i guarantee you that at least 3 out of every 5 girls who saw Catwoman wanted to jump her and steal her ass. not kidding. halle is BUILT! we also know that you notice our boobs. we tell our friends, then (might just act like we) are disgusted but, inside, we might kind of feel good, in a creepy way. it's odd.

Q#7 how do girls rank guys? (i.e., hotness scale, would you rather? etc.)
A: no comment. thats top secret info.

Q#8 do girls really have lists for everything like in south park?
A: no. at least, not on paper.

if you have any other questions you want me to answer, just leave em as a comment...